If you're still in the market for a Valentine's Day gift...don't get any of these. Personally, from that list, I'd most like to receive the duct tape roses. "Would least like to receive" is a tie between any of the mentioned undergarments and that atrocious bear.
As a bonus, I would have included the animatronic gorillas that sing "Wild Thing" on the no-go list. I had an unfortunate encounter with said gorilla, so allow me to fill you in on the potential horrors of owning one of these buggers. What the little tag doesn't tell you is that eventually the control mechanism breaks and the gorilla just sings the song over and over and over. The only way to shut it up is to stuff it in a duffel bag full of pillows, or conk it on the head by swinging it ahead something metal. Neither really fill you with the "Valentine's Day spirit".
That said, if a bad Valentine's Day gift was to arrive at your workplace, a gorilla that sounds like a bad American Idol audition beats the hell out of Fundies.